Norrisism

Idiom related to Chuck Norris.

"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard," is an example of a Norrisism.

by hojosapien October 19, 2006

Fuck Norris

During intercourse, you pull out and karate chop your bitch in the vagina

Last night i pulled a Fuck Norris on my bitch and she cried.

by Crotchhoppin June 15, 2010

Chuck Norrised

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

chunk norris

Someone rather chunky that has not and will not accept the fact that they are overweight.

John - Do you see that fat kid over there?
Steve - Yeah.

John - Do you think he knows?
Steve - Nope, he's a chunk norris.

by Chinchila of the century December 15, 2014

Givonni Norris

G is a SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. He is one of the best people alive. Being around him and his mc chungets makes me hard. He is coco butter sexy!!!! He is also a great friend... ya know ;)) massive fucking cock bro. He works at the BEST FUCKING GROCERY TRAIN IN WISCO BRO. He is loved by all of his family and friends. He is overall a great guy.

Givonni norris is daddy confirmed. ;)))

by Smexiconic August 4, 2020

jocelyn norrie

jos is the sweetest person ever, she will light up your life, that’s if you’re lucky enough to have her in it. she is so beautiful and so funny, so kind and so caring. she gives the best hugs and always makes sure you’re okay, she deserves the world and more.

anyone: who is that?

me: that’s jocelyn norrie, the sweetest person you’ll meet

by aliceurbestie December 30, 2020

Norris

An extremely OP figure to the extent of omnipotence. Comes from Chuck Norris.

Gamer: Damn, Meta Knight is a real Norris.
Gamer 2: Agreed.

by In My Defense... March 29, 2015