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chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.
Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg
by Joshaway November 13, 2007
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Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
by artist1955 August 5, 2012
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Flake 180

When a guy or girl says one thing but they end up doing the complete opposite.
I'm really into you! I want to be in a committed relationship, I can see us getting married. Then they cut all communication with no warning. They won't return calls or reply to text messages.

So this guy totally flaked on me, we had so many things planned and he won't return my calls or speak to me, here is yet another guy that pulled a Flake 180.
by Saurus-rex January 23, 2011
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snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"
man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake
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Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part
Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!
by Hambone74 September 8, 2018
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Flake

When a guy dose his bird up the ass and after hes blown his load he pulls it out and sees shit falling off his cock like snow flakes
dude my missus was so fucking flakey!!!
by Donkey_Punch69 August 21, 2008
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mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis
Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal
by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008
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