Pedo-simp

Someone who is a pedophile and simps for a person at the same time.

Adam you are a pedo-simp stfu.

by TheGreatZulu February 7, 2021

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Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

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A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.

Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"

by Sergeant Dick Pound Fappington October 17, 2012

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feed the pedo

to put an underdressed child in a marketing campaign for a product not for children.
knowing that youth combined with exposed skin will make someone turn their head towards the television.

what the hell do 8yr olds in swimsuits have to do with selling pain medicine? they totally feed the pedo with that commercial.

by schmoe,joe October 28, 2008

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pedo in a speedo

A pedo in a speedo is a pedofile with a dick and likes to wear speedos

Look at the pedo in a speedo

by Yoooohoeee June 18, 2017

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fb pedo

a person who searches facebook vigorously in oder to find information that they "enjoy", or information about themselves.
it's conmen to find them being spoken about because of their nature...

person 1"omg dany found that post AGAIN!."
person 2"ikr?!?! he's a proper fb pedo."
person 3 (dany, fb pedo) "will you guys stop talking about me!"

by BenTheChink November 26, 2010

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