When a man takes his scrotum, stretches and wraps it around another man's penis and proceeds to jerk him off.
by Rob De'Wealthy May 25, 2023

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

When you grab her forehead and press it against
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.
your balls, and then your balls will wrap around
her neck to form a neck pillow.
Bro, the other day I was banging this chick and shoved my balls on her forehead and formed a Romanian Airplane Pillow
by Themildones December 15, 2021

A variant of the teabag where the teabagee's head is lifted from the ground instead of the teabagger squatting down, similar to the Romanian Deadlift.
Alectris: I just got myself killed on Dreamwalker. Why's Ravvager standing over my body?
Tjuvradden: He's about to give you a Romanian Teabag.
Tjuvradden: He's about to give you a Romanian Teabag.
by Ravvager November 18, 2020

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.
Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"
by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
