DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

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The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

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The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

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A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

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the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

by daddythatleft101 January 15, 2019

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1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021

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