near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

by sawft April 14, 2020

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 6, 2010

near and dear

Near and dear is an expression meaning those who are near to your heart and dear to you - that is, your loved ones (friends and family)

Guy A - "Whom do you care the most about ?"
Guy B - "The ones who are near and dear to me ".

by Techno Crazy March 15, 2017

Nazaria

An all around awesome friend. Says she'll do dirty things, but really won't until college. Really good looking, wears some revealing clothes.

Dude, you see that girl over there?

DAMN, that's a Nazaria Bro!

by NazariasBestFriend January 5, 2013

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

nearing

1. When someone gets to close, encroaching on social distancing guidelines.

Yo! Stop nearing!

by Zolenskify April 22, 2020

nearsay

closely related to hearsay. when a word or phrase that is neither denied or correct but could be either.

John's promotion is nearsay.

by kifune2 August 12, 2007