Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

by Buttering Your Biscuits September 30, 2019

criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.

Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009

My neighbor’s house is on fire

Code phrase for gay sex.

We’ve gotta go, my neighbor’s house is on fire.

by Baduke February 05, 2021

your neighbors dog

A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog

random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.

p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH

by Yonnie May 06, 2005

The neighbor's cum is always whiter

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 04, 2020

randi's next door neighbor

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them

That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

by Grapedrinkeesha March 29, 2010

Area code number neighbor

When someone has the same phone number as you, but a different area code

Brad: What’s your number Karly?
Karly: [phone]
Brad: We’re Area code number neighbors! Mine is [phone]

by marketmaking August 07, 2019