shit neck

An even larger idiot or menace than a shit head, as his head rests up that which is shit.

Look at that group of shit necks...I'd like to knock them out.

by slickster September 18, 2003

Sausage Neck

When the fat on the back of someone's neck resembles a package of Italian sausage.

Damn, I think Bryon's sausage neck is getting bigger !!!

by xxevil1xx October 20, 2011

side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"

I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck

by anonymous February 26, 2017

Sandy Neck

An oasis, from heat in an otherwise chaotic world. A place where you can see the forest’s and stand with your feet on the grass.

When it seems like the world has gone madd it’s a good idea to find a Sandy Neck to chill an find you peace in.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

scalloped neck

Neck of a guitar; Where the neck has been scalloped.
Usually found on Lutes. When the fret has been scalloped (grooved) from one fret wire to the other (through the whole neck).
Yngwie Malmsteen popularized this spec with his Signature Fender Start. The neck it self can cost up to $900.
If taken to a local shop can be done for around $300 on a stock neck.
Richie Blackmore also had a similar guitar.

It does not allow you to play faster (in fact its harder to play, and get used to) Although bending and vibratto is performed better. Once one learns to play well on a scalloped neck, a regular neck will be easier to play than before.

guitar player: "Dude i scalloped the neck of my guitar"
guitar teacher: "Wholy motherfucker! That is the coolest thing ever! Let me see it... OMG!"

-scalloped neck

by smellofpenicillin September 21, 2005

scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

by saohjzbfgbg July 5, 2014