The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
by R@D October 20, 2016

by hypoxic December 9, 2009

by sanduski May 17, 2009

smithers: dude that guy cant even get a 100 note streak he sucks my mommas balls
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50
by douchemcfagenfollower December 23, 2008

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005

by douchemcfagen December 21, 2008

When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.
by Anon May 14, 2005
