help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.

When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.

by Cammax2004 mom November 2, 2015

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Carnival Help

Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.

Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.

by The HR manager July 28, 2009

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hope this helps

After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"

""Right Click, then Save As... Hope that helps!"

by crowd September 26, 2003

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Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

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critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

by Creepes November 14, 2017

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Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

by LordAflak September 9, 2010

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