by fertzoneletsgo May 16, 2021
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.
I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.
by honkeydonkey May 23, 2013
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
by kmikl September 04, 2021
by Kickmyballsrealhard September 04, 2021
As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.
by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023
A "Lootbox Wiper" is a group of players on ecpe factions that are known for wiping everyone in /pvp.
Lootboxwipers have zero comp.
Litterly zero competition.
A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005
Litterly zero competition.
A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005
by acertainswerve December 10, 2023