Mystery Meat 

When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.

Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.

Mystery Meat by infin1te May 21, 2011

Mystery Men 

To engage in the act of sex near a window in doggystyle then to pull out and have ur friend begin as you walk outside and wave to her.

I pulled the mystery men on my girl and she didn't wat left her!

Mystery Men by Lyx Wells March 28, 2008

Mystery Horn 

n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)

This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!

Mystery Horn by callinghome November 1, 2004

mystery woman

A guy who keeps disapearing everywhere. Like he's there and then he dissapeares off to somewhere else and you dont even see him leave. like you guys will be in starbucks then poof he's at mcdonalds
and its likek
wheres garrett go?
fuckin mystery woman

Garrett was a mystery woman
he was there
then over there
then over there
and we eventually just lost track of him xD

mystery woman by chickennoodlesoupahah87 October 23, 2007

Mystery Muffins 

A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....

Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.

Mystery Muffins by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010

Mystery Box 

This a motor vehicle used to take part in the Mystery box Rally.

The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.

The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.

A mystery box is driven on a mystery route, to a mystery destination on the Mystery box rally

Mystery Box by Shitboxer September 13, 2013

mystery guy 

from the hot guy you see at an amusement park to your hot neighbor next door. Mystery guys are hot and see very charming ...but in the end how do you know how they really act. After all they are a mystery guy.

Who was that mystery guy from The Grill last night? He sure was hot and had a deathly romantic stare.

mystery guy by Gymnast3950 September 30, 2017