muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Musper

To mumble and whisper at the same time

Speak up and ununciate, you're muspering!

by Philosopher Z May 20, 2014

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017

Muskratted

when you put every foreseeable step into a plan to ensure success, when suddenly out of no where, an unforeseen issues arises totally ruining the plan.

Ricky got muskratted when only one foreman on site had permit training, and the laid off the foreman that morning.

by Rickybobby1 February 27, 2019

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Maskercise

The extra steps you get when you forget your mask in the vehicle while on your way into the store or whatever destination you were going to.

Today I got a bunch of Maskercise when I kept forgetting my mask while doing errands.

by Towguy42 May 19, 2021

Muyskerm

A Twitch Streamer and Youtuber who's real name is Bob Muyskens who often plays with Markiplier and LordMinion777, and of the three of them, is the funniest and has the best laugh. He is also The Salt Lord, and refers to his fans as Bobbleheads.

Muyskerm: (laughs)
Markiplier and LordMinion777 and literally everyone else in the world: that's the best laugh ever.

by TheLastAwesomeOne777 May 19, 2021