mosquito residue

what cums out of your magic stick.
"yo last night i got mosquito residue all over this chick because i didn't have a friger for my moose buggy."
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mosquito sex

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.
why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"
by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009
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Annoying mosquito

Annoying pest that wont lay off your boyfriend.
Very ugly
no one likes
bustdown
by nigga wah January 27, 2007
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Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.
by hotty1342 July 11, 2008
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mosquitos pee hole

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.
by Limblessless August 25, 2006
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hairy mosquito eyes

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.
That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.
by Burn my legs June 07, 2005
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sierra nevada mosquito

A breed of wild mosquito that lives high in the Eastern Sierra Nevada Mountains and is particularly hearty . They live at or above the snow line, are immune to most bug and mosquito repellents and some drink Deet for breakfast and after dinner .
Those dam Sierra Nevada Mosquitos stole my Deet and drank it like it was beer. Then they tried to drag me into the bushes and have their way with me.
by Drog65 July 25, 2019
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