Mosquito 

An Islamic Mexican.

Guido: What religion are you?
Jose: Muslim.

Guido: Where are you from?
Jose: Mexico.

Guido: You are a mosquito.

Mosquito by Gibson3000 September 8, 2010

Toledo Mosquito 

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

Toledo Mosquito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Mosquito Drip Drop 

The act and or technique of selflessly hurdling one's own body into a structure of solid composition. Ex. A wall, barrell, or sliding glass door.

After much thought it was decided that the mosquito drip drop technique was the most applicable form of stress relief for the mental ward patient.

Mosquito Drip Drop by H Man Dizzle April 2, 2011

mosquito bite 

really small muscles

That guy has incredibly small mosquito bites

mosquito bite by A February 18, 2007

mosquito 

when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.

DC did a sweet mosquito

mosquito by moisty October 14, 2004

the mosquito 

when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.

down in houston, mat trenchard recieved a mosquito bite.

the mosquito by sab dad June 19, 2004

mosquito residue 

what cums out of your magic stick.

"yo last night i got mosquito residue all over this chick because i didn't have a friger for my moose buggy."

mosquito residue by the all knowing pakigahnistan April 8, 2009