impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008

morals

Things that most people have which stop people from doing things that either:
1) are mean or unfair to other people or
2) have been outlawed by a higher power, such as the police or God, usually for the protection of others' health or rights.

Morals do not have a physical form, although some "codes of conduct" attempt to represent them.

Guy #1: Let's go steal some wallets!
Guy #2: But that's not fair to the people who own the wallets! You have such bad morals!

by Nottel Inyu July 12, 2009

Mortal Kombat Spelling

The act of using a 'K' in place of a 'C' in the spelling of a proper noun.

"Hello, my name is Josh."
"Well, hello Josh, I'm Kristi, mortal kombat spelling."
"Ah, Kristi with a 'K'.

by Fozzie Zaffa October 5, 2013

morales

If you ever see a Morales you're in luck! A Morales is the most hottest person you will ever meet. A Morlales will be the most funniest person you will ever meet. If you ask a Morales out than there is a 85% chance that he will say yes! Only if you are a nice person. If a Morales says yes when you ask him out than he will treat you like no man has ever done. A Morales is Litt!

Girl: I am a nice girl looking for a boyfriend but everyone keeps REJECTING ME!!!
Friend: I know how to help you to get a boyfriend!
Girl: HOW???!!!
Friend: Ask a Morales out, you're nice right?
Girl: Yes.
Friend: Than you have a 85% chance he will say yes.
Girl: Thankyou so much for helping me!
random person: 5 hours later.
Girl: Do you want to go out with me?
Morales: I would love to go out with you.
Girl: "Faints"

by Osirislover May 4, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

Elizabeth Morales

The most incredible, amazig, one of a kind, unique, passionate, outstanding, smart, weird, fun to be around, faithful, trustworthy, honest, nd special girl.
Someone yu should never trade for anyone in the whole world not even for another girl.
She is a very commited person in a relationship.
She loves alot nd cares for others.
If your dating her then take care of her cause yu wont find someone better.
If your her friend keep her cause she cares

If yu get an opportunity with this girl do not take it for granted cause once yu lost her yu will never get her back.

I wish I could be friends with Elizabeth Morales again.
I wish I would have never let her go.

by kjbnkdfnk;bdfnkb January 7, 2012

Moral Supremacist

Noun

1. An ethnocentric person who sees their person morals and/or a group's morals that he/she identifies with as superior to any other groups morals. So Superior that they support ethnocentric policies promote their morals at the expense of everyone else's moral views. Moral Supremacist reject cultural pluralism and are eager to engage in cultural warfare in the public political arena to quash any form of dissent against their social agenda.

The Moral Supremacist was upset when he heard that his daughter would learning about Sexual Education that he ran for his town's school board to purge it from the local school's curriculum

by Libertatis November 16, 2014