Monty

Really rude and a fuckboy. A guy who goes for his exes and has an on and off thing with them.

Damn he is a monty

by Lol.meno. January 21, 2022

Monty

Monty is a name that derived from a place called Calvados, Normandy.

But me and my friends have created a different term for it. It means someone who is a sweaty tryhard at competitive games or being extremely gay in the way he/she speaks.

For fuck sake, stop being such a Monty!

Look at that guy! He's such a Monty!

by What is retardnation November 19, 2018

Monty

A hot sexy women with a real fat ass and she has all the boys hook. She not to smart but she has looks.

Guy: OMG did you that girl she had a huge ass that must be a Monty

by Roxy808 May 17, 2018

Monty

"doing a Monty" is the act of taking a photo of yourself in front of a full length mirror to post on Instagram in order to "flex" your "garms".

Clashing colours are advised. For maximum effect, dungarees should be worn.

Hey man I did a wicked Monty the other day, I wore my dungarees and looked like I was still in preschool. Got bare likes on the 'gram.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013