The art of using a TV remote as a substitute penis in the event that ones penis fails to rise to the occasion. Originating in Monroe County, this classic maneuver is generally met with enthusiasm by the ladies as the individual buttons on the remote control make it feel “ribbed for her pleasure” Added benefit, the TV remote is always close handy so when the penis has called it an early night, the remote is always standing by.
Dude: Man, I got shit house drunk last night and when I got ol girl from the bar in the sack, my cock wouldn’t work.
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
Buddy: oh shit bro, what’d you do?
Dude: I gave her the MoCo Zenith and she loved it
by EZontheMic October 4, 2020
Get the MoCo Zenith mug.A game on Roblox with people dance, hang out, argue, etc. Usually the age range is about 20-45 years of age. It’s the black hole of Roblox where all of the milfs and divorced dads go to find their long lost love. In a perfect world, a player would join the game, make friends, dance and have fun. But instead it’s just sad adults that date each other and even children. If you don’t have a limited item on your avatar don’t even bother trying to make buddies there. You will be swatted down with immense hatred from divorced mom and dads that pour their welfare checks into their avatar so that they can gang bang each other. So in short, if you’re looking for drama and a bad habit, this is the game for you!
Player 1: Hey Charlie, would you like to join Mocap Dancing with me? It’s so fun and there’s lots of ladies!
Player 2: Sorry Billy, I don’t want my soul sucked into a 38 year old mom. Besides..we can go and meet real women! It’s as easy as 1 2 3!
Player 2: Sorry Billy, I don’t want my soul sucked into a 38 year old mom. Besides..we can go and meet real women! It’s as easy as 1 2 3!
by hellobello January 21, 2022
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Normie guy: "Lemme get a medium White Chocolate Mocha"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"
Hipster coffee house guy: "Uh no, we don't do white mochas and medium isn't a size"
by DefD October 3, 2013
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1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.
adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.
adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.
by boodody March 1, 2005
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They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'
They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'
After being kept awake for 10 nights by the non-stop singing of the stupid mockingbird in the tree outside my bedroom, I lit up a stick of dynamite to blow up the tree and kill the annoying critter for good.
by Boxcar Bob November 5, 2006
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