Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

Minty 68

A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.

Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.

by Sierra5 October 12, 2023

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

minty titty

Smearing tooth paste on the nipples to create a euphoric high. Also known as "paste-ing."

Jenny was so messed up from her minty titty.

by Quinston P. L. October 17, 2012

minty citrus blend

• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice

STEPS:

1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.

2. Blend until smooth and creamy.

3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.

4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!

Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?

by Seriva-Intrana July 8, 2024

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015