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isanti, Minnesota

Isanti is a quiet town, everything is nice and peaceful, the kids will be playing and people are nice. There are no drugs there and everyone is nice and happy!

That being said, everything i said is a bullshit lie

Everyone sucks even me, I'm the worst, the kids are out smoking Marijuana veryone treats you like shit and people want to commit suicide. This is a loud county and will always be loud, such it up and fucking deal with it.
I live in isanti, Minnesota and it socks asd
by A little sack of crap July 17, 2021
mugGet the isanti, Minnesotamug.

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017
mugGet the fertile minnesotamug.

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.
We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.
by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016
mugGet the Minnesota Mustermug.

Minnesota Crutch

Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.
Today we used the Minnesota crutch on a smoked pork shoulder so we have more time to chop and brew.
by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021
mugGet the Minnesota Crutchmug.

Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.
I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.
by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023
mugGet the Minnesota Speedballmug.

Minnesota Lightswitch

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh
by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009
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Minnesota

A place that used to actually get cold and snowy 15 years ago. A place that lives off of memories of its hardy past but now shares much of its culture with the other square states. Walk into any shields sporting goods store today and it is a small arms stockpile. Not good... glad to have lived there during the golden years. Young men pretending to be the main charicter on thier war video game. Young redneck women with camo hats and fake boobs. Glad you all hate Califonia... Never come here!
Minnesota: I've been to Chicago... sure, I'll just have a beer...

Oh shit another DUI!
by F U ALL September 23, 2013
mugGet the Minnesotamug.

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