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Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.
I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
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Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love
Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.
Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.
by noconformity September 14, 2013
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Midnight Football

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!
by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016
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midnight tiptoe

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
by Rilan March 16, 2012
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Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
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