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Midnight Football

A sport originally started by Mormons.

It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.

Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.

You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
"dude, theres blood everywhere from when we played midnight football!"
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber
by Hollmilk October 9, 2019
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Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love
Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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Midnight snack

Used to describe a situation where someone will get out of bed in the middle of the night (despite the title, any time between bedtime and sunrise would be considered 'midnight' in this case) in order to have a quick bite to eat. This could be for any reason; the person may be hungry, or not tired, or just really craving a specific item of food. The snack is usually followed with the person immediately returning to bed.
Bill: You ok man?
Dave: Yeah, just couldn't get to sleep last night. I was really hungry for some reason.
Bill: What did you do?
Dave: Went downstairs, had a midnight snack and went back to bed. Felt better and got to sleep.
by WatcherMark May 23, 2019
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Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.
Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.
by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022
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midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy
i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards
by devin123456 January 4, 2020
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midnight tiptoe

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
by Rilan March 16, 2012
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