Mercury Mode is a South African electronic music producer (Dave Khoury aka DJ_K) who can be found on SC,Youtube,Spotify. He's always being passionate music since a young age & prior to self producing he was a drummer and DJ for many years. He produces a diverse sound not afraid to infuse different genres.
by DJ_k August 27, 2022
V. Mercury, is not your wife
V. MERCURY:
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
by totallynotvivienne December 06, 2019
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
1st definition: Known as an planet that furrys live on. They are the saddest emo roadman out there and due to the current weeb vibes, they have been morphing into a fully fledged furry goat. However, the effect of it being a failed abortion we cannot decide whether this sack of balls will become a furry goat or a silly goose. Only time will tell
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Mercury (aka weeb): *exists*
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
by fishcomrado October 28, 2022
Mercury is a name for the cutest and sweetest of boys, someone practically perfect, to such a degree you may as well call them an angel. He's got an incredible taste in music and has got the best humor out there.
by Domori- July 17, 2023
A tall, skinny battyman that bun nuff spliff and walks through the hills of Jamaica conducting vile acts of bestiality.
by OneOfHisVictims November 13, 2019
by Corpse bride August 18, 2022