peyton manning

probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?

Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"

by 9700 May 31, 2007

The meaning of life

1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)

1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future

by Jonno8825 January 1, 2009

Manning

a saying used to explain why you don't want to do something.

1. Derron - Can you bust this trade? Anthony - Manning, sorry bro.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.

by Foma December 11, 2008

the meaning of life

a mean but funny little game to play with someone.

Girl A: Let me tell you the meaning of life.
Girl B: ?
Girl A: you're going out with Sean Allen aren't you?
Girl B: Yeah...
Girl A: Not anymore. I fucked him during second period.
Girl B: wtf you bitch thats so mean!
Girl A: That's life!

by Angelacia October 15, 2007

Big Dick Manning

A sex act typically performed deep in Colts country, where the guy lines up behind his girl, positioning himself squarely behind her, but instead of entering her, she straddles his dick, rocking back and forth on her heels with fingertips down on the ground, until his big dick cums all over her tits.

Big Dick Manning ;) A man whose dick is bigger than his high-school football trophy.

by Yourcoltsgirl September 9, 2010

Meaning of life

rick rolling someone multiple times.

zelohpbopsick was rick rolled like 20 times thus the meaning of life.

by 69CoolCat69 May 26, 2018

menuing

The act of spending time managing one's inventory in a videogame

I'll join you for the raid in a minute, I have to do some menuing first

by Artyom445522 August 4, 2019