HAPPY MEAL

While eating a girls pussy you place a toy inside the "box".

Bri, I met this hot chick the other day and we went back to her place and I gave her a "Happy Meal".

by Mr. Muncher March 2, 2011

glory meal

When you take a McDonald's happy mean and cut a small or large hole in the bottom of it. Remove the food. Insert your cock up into it.

Let's go to McDonald's baby, I want to do the glory meal thing tonight.

by Rob Gg March 9, 2007

banquet meal

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili

"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"

by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022

pitbull meal

Slang term for toddlers.

Oh shit that pitbull has a massive penis, he's getting all the bitches. He proudly took some pitbull meal at the park.

by PoopSlave97 June 22, 2023

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

rollover meal

A meal eaten late at night that causes one to not be hungry enough to eat breakfast the next day. Can also be used to describe a large meal that would make one skip the next normal meal (i.e. big breakfast that doesn't make you hungry until dinnertime)

"Are you going to eat breakfast?"
"Nah, not hungry. Last night's burrito was a rollover meal."

by poweredbyh2o March 3, 2010