matt maxwell

A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.

Inbreeding can lead to multiple birth defects, don’t be a Matt Maxwell

by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021

Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.

Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell

by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023

Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023

maxwell

some random-ass cat who was immortalized on the internet via a low-poly 3d model

a: hey whats your favorite cat
b: oh, maxwell, of course.

by jiltq December 20, 2022

Maxwell

Maxwell is a guy who doesn't see a lot in himself but people who are close to him and care about Him know he may be small but he has an inner lion ready to come out

Maxwell: I can't do this it's to hard
Close friends: I believe in u bro u can do it

by Insta-bro February 7, 2020

Maxwell

So good at sport and everything that he does. He aces tests and never gets called a nerd because of how good at sports he is. He rarely ever loses an argument and never gives a bad reason for the arguments. He is a great leader and never gives up at what he does. He is way better at everything than everyone else, even if it is their specialty. Did I mention that he is really smart?

My name is Maxwell.

by That guy called Maxwell June 1, 2022

maxwell

if your name is Maxwell you have the biggest cock in the world

Is that maxwell?? ..... his cock is massive.

by max cunningham November 23, 2021