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The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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Material gworl

Material gworl means cool, hot and shit idfk man
Jane: I went to my ugly ass motherfucking dad's funeral with a smile!
Elizabeth: material gworl queen!!
Jane: I'm non-binary but ok bitch
by tw.alexlolz January 19, 2022
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There he is again, Chris Masters the chiseled body making his masterpiece entrance to the ring...
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Ken Masters is a fighter from USA whom was sent by his father to master Gouken. There he trained under his Gouken along with Ryu under a fighting style called Ansatsuken. Ken's primary focus is on the Shoryuu principle which is why his Shoryuken move is characterized with flame while Ryu follows the Hadou principle.

The difference between the Ansatsuken twins is mainly in their moves. Ken has a stronger Shoryuken and multi-hitting Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku(Hurricane Kick) while Ryu as a single hit knockdown Hurricane kick and a stronger and faster Hadoken.
I just beat the **** out of you with Ken Masters! PWNED!
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*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**

French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win

Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022
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