Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
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One of the notable wrestlers in the WWE that has very huge muscles. Has a very succesful winning streak in his signature submission maneuver called "the masterlock".
by blackgrove03 September 22, 2005
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Get the Mater Bater mug.Ken Masters is a fighter from USA whom was sent by his father to master Gouken. There he trained under his Gouken along with Ryu under a fighting style called Ansatsuken. Ken's primary focus is on the Shoryuu principle which is why his Shoryuken move is characterized with flame while Ryu follows the Hadou principle.
The difference between the Ansatsuken twins is mainly in their moves. Ken has a stronger Shoryuken and multi-hitting Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku(Hurricane Kick) while Ryu as a single hit knockdown Hurricane kick and a stronger and faster Hadoken.
The difference between the Ansatsuken twins is mainly in their moves. Ken has a stronger Shoryuken and multi-hitting Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku(Hurricane Kick) while Ryu as a single hit knockdown Hurricane kick and a stronger and faster Hadoken.
by Schewagzer12 August 4, 2007
Get the Ken Masters mug.Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**
French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win
Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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