Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez a goddess between us mortals she’s a multi-talent queen who we all Stan and if u don’t u ugly

Amy have u herd about the new Melanie Martinez album

Yes I’m so excited she’s it’s gonna be fangtastic
monster high reference

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Melanie Martinez

The best music artist ever 😊 u can't change my mind and she did not rape anyone🤬🤬she is the best 🤭🤭🤭her songs are like drugs , addictive in a good way😍😍😍💗💗love u melanie if u see this my name is Elia(Real name) or Lia i'm young but i love u my friends love u too 💗💗😍😍😍anyways she is the best💗💗💗😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭no one is changing my mind😊😊😊💕💕💕💕💕

MELANIE MARTINEZ IS THE BEST

by Melanie martinez😍/im young🤭 August 21, 2023

eric martinez

Eric Martinez is a mentally retarded flying cat.

Damn Eric Martinez looks stupid!

by Person thong November 9, 2015

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by j_breeze September 9, 2008

luis martinez

a male who eats tacos for a living

luis martinez consumed all my tacos today

by luis m 123 January 8, 2017

martinez implied

An ubiquitious event in which the surname "Martinez" is blatantly understood by one another in a conversation between to men about baseball.

No example necessary {you know why.}

by Chris Owen July 1, 2004

dirty martinez

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.

Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom

by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011