by The Slavic Bester April 14, 2020

by OnlyOneSnookie June 2, 2015

Another word for beefer
A gay guy walks into a gay club and says to his gay mate: "This is paradise mate, it is full of Martins!"
by The Beefer Society August 19, 2007

A person who kills all conversations that he contributes to, The conversation could be about anything or anyone and is completely by accident.
Will:Ye, or if pigs could breathe underwater
Everyone:LOL, ROFL
Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs
*Silence*
...
One random voice:Martin...
Everyone:LOL, ROFL
Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs
*Silence*
...
One random voice:Martin...
by Bittermin July 12, 2010


The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis
by BOOBS BASTOW February 25, 2009

1. A martin is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a nerd.
2. Disliked, usually a guy.
2. Disliked, usually a guy.
by ALessel November 12, 2008
