Martin

This Martin is in my class. He tried seducing me today.
by The Slavic Bester April 14, 2020
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Martin

uranium deer.

Danish : uran hjort.
Martin is a uranium deer.

Martin er en uran hjort.
by OnlyOneSnookie June 2, 2015
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Martin

A gay guy walks into a gay club and says to his gay mate: "This is paradise mate, it is full of Martins!"
by The Beefer Society August 19, 2007
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Martin

A person who kills all conversations that he contributes to, The conversation could be about anything or anyone and is completely by accident.
Will:Ye, or if pigs could breathe underwater
Everyone:LOL, ROFL
Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs
*Silence*
...
One random voice:Martin...
by Bittermin July 12, 2010
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Martin

The kind of guy to go to a party and eat all the jalapeños. Fat and chubby.
Martin is so fat.
by TBNation June 18, 2016
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Martin

The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis
by BOOBS BASTOW February 25, 2009
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Martin

1. A martin is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a nerd.

2. Disliked, usually a guy.
If my name was martin my butthole would be loose.
by ALessel November 12, 2008
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