Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.

boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait

by that boy so suave April 8, 2023

Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023