Manning

A group of 3 guys or more beat on 1 guy that noone likes. No weapons are involved and he usually ends up in the hospital.

Guy1: Hey I heard that one prick Justin is going to the party tonight.
Guy2: Man I hate him, I'm gonna know alot of people at the party. Lets give him a good Manning

by noahm1 March 22, 2009

starr manning

Starr Manning is a pregnant girl on ABC's OLTL. She is uber weird but her dad is uber weirder. But don't worry Viki is always on her way to make things better. yummo!!

Conversation btwn. Starr Manning & Cole Thornhart

Cole: Starr, I love you
Starr: I'm pregant
Cole: I still love you
Starr: Um.... I'm pregnant with sextuplets
Cole: Can we make a little baby army and then run away to Atlantic City?
Starr: You're so funny, can you get me a beer?

by Esteban Allaire May 27, 2008

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

Manipillar

5 or more dudes. The first dude sits down, fully erect. The second dude sits on the first dude dick, also fully erect. The third dude then climbs on, sitting on the second dudes dick, who is still sitting on the first dudes dick. The third dude, also fully erect, then has the forth dude sit on his dick. Being fully erect, the forth dude then has the fifth dude sit on his dick. The fifth dudes dick need only be erect if you wish to add a sixth. At 5 .. this creates the "Manipillar" by its striking resemblance to a caterpillar, but with dudes doing eachother.

Also known as a tower of power. With dudes.

Wow, those 5 dudes are all doing eachother, forming some kind of manipillar!! Glorious!

by Cola Town March 10, 2011

Mannibalism

The act of eating your own cum

Bob: Dude, I totally overshot jacking off and got my load in my mouth

Richie: You totally performed mannibalism

by PatchworkDroo January 18, 2013

Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

by Amit G October 19, 2006

Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.

'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '

by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013