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Male Astrology

A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.

Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."

If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
by bigbrianedindividual August 17, 2021
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male birth

When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .
“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
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Male validation

when women tend to value opinions (especially praise and sexual attention) of men more than they respect their perspectives, themselves or those of other women.
Cassie Howard in Euphoria can be very sex obsessed with men, especially Nate Jacobs. She has a Male validation problem.
by definitiondefines April 14, 2022
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grigma male

A grigma male is a beta male that, through years of being tormented by the Stacy's and Chad's of the world, has become bitter and resentful. He spends his time on online forums discussing his hatred for women.
"Todd has been posting on his story about how all women are whores, he must have become a grigma male
by i want dick November 18, 2021
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Alpha Male

1) The leader of a group and/or a team. 2) Biggest arrogant bastard you'll ever meet.
No, I'M THE ALPHA MALE.
by Lemuppet November 24, 2020
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White Male

According to inter-sectional feminists, a sexist, racist, and homophobe. Often "literally a nazi".
by Nightmaredeus June 6, 2018
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male bashing

by kukun June 3, 2016
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