Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020

MapDaddy

The previvor of maps and things

I went and bought a map from the MapDaddy. It was the best thing ever!

by kcgoo December 29, 2020

macadaag

allah

macadaag is allah

by allahs brother September 8, 2021

machada

(N) The greatest person on the planet.

(V) The sound a machete makes when it strikes air

“There goes Machada. Wow.”

by Macdaddyslim1234 November 22, 2021

mahdad

Parisa’s love ,
Kind
Singer
But sensitive and overthinker

See that boy overthere,who has perfect girlfriend!
Oh that’s lucky Mahdad!

by P_a_r November 23, 2021

mackadia

A mackadia is a bad ass person and a mackadia is also really smart. If you befriend a mackadia you should be very lucky because mackadia's are very loyal and funny. A mackadia is also very hot with there brown eyes in there black/brown hair

Is that a mackadia
Yes
Omg mackadia's such a bad ass

by Realiz November 23, 2021

makdad

pure asshole. stuck up stingy rat that scams girls and thinks they are well hard. a homosexual pussy that has urges for his white boy mates.

who is that ugly rat? oh its makdad

by youowemebitch November 23, 2021