montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

fowler's mustache

Progressive rock band named after the local legend "Ron Burgandy" like chief meteorologist Rob Fowler from Charleston, SC.

Last night we took a ride on Fowler's Mustache, it was the "tits".

Last night we saw fowlers mustache it was real ticklish.

by Yagsifoot June 20, 2010

Devils Mustache

Performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle without her wearing a tampon.

Earning your red wings is child's play, come talk to me when you get your Devils Mustache.

by LaneBigWood April 13, 2010

Growing A Mustache

Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

rasputin mustache

the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.

i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache

by the big delicious May 31, 2010

flesh mustache

When you flop your dick over a girl's upper lip horizontally giving the appearance that they have a flesh colored mustache.

EmBubba laughed when Jimbo whipped out his pecker and approached her face to give her a flesh mustache.

by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010

Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017