penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Murk

The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.

If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!

by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019

Murk

Verb
To kill; to murder

The mark-ass busta that tried to pay me $30 in change for a half G was chased down and murked.

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game

"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"

by Greazy954 February 24, 2022

Murk

A male person that has a light brown-brown skin and black hair.

Girl: Did you see our new teacher?
Friend: That new Murk in school?
Girl: Yeah that one.
Friend: Lol yeah, he has such a cameltoe.

by SceamBiersack July 1, 2011

foz my murk

"Foz my murk" also translates to, "Get me out of here!". It is generally used as a signal to escape an awkward meeting with someone else. In most cases, the term is used in clubs or bars when struggling to leave a creepy, flirtatious guy. The term is also used when needing to leave an uncomfortable situation with someone you generally don't like.

Sheer: "Smithers, I think it's time to foz my murk!"
Smithers: "I've got this"

by the.doppleganger September 12, 2016

Murk

to holistically fuck someone

I am MURKED- and I MURKED someone too.

by murker jerker May 15, 2018