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A member of the church of Jesus of Latter(last) Day Saints.
Many do not understand this religion, and like the people who call mentally disabled people "retards", they get angry at what they do not understand.
As many have already defined this religion in a reasonable way, I will not go into details.
Many do not understand this religion, and like the people who call mentally disabled people "retards", they get angry at what they do not understand.
As many have already defined this religion in a reasonable way, I will not go into details.
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Mormons are sweet people with big hearts. Their religion states that family is first. They have 3 heavens and no hell--only eternal darkness (almost impossible to got into). The 3rd heaven is the worst. The first heaven (from what I've been told) is the Celestial Heaven. In the Celestial Heaven, you become a god and you get to make your own planet. Seems pretty cool...if you have a lot of imagination. They are not a cult. They deserve to be treated as equals!
Boy: ask me anything about our religion
Girl: What's heaven like?
Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet.
Girl: Really?
Boÿ: Yea.
Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals.
Boy: Aww. That's cute.
Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon!
Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith
Girl: =] Thanks! =]
Girl: What's heaven like?
Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet.
Girl: Really?
Boÿ: Yea.
Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals.
Boy: Aww. That's cute.
Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon!
Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith
Girl: =] Thanks! =]
mormon by starcrossed May 28, 2007
mormon
Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
mormon by mormonrocks February 9, 2010
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mormon by crispyecho October 15, 2017
Mormon
Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.