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monosheist

An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that there is no point in being with anyone else, even if she doesn't want to have anything to do with you − ever.
Horton was a staunch monosheist till the very end. After letting his one and only true love, Marissa , slip through his fingers − the self-same fingers with which he would fingerbang her maloderous pudendum every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she bled and yelled "Harder! Harder! − he cut his testicles off with a butter knife and vowed a life of celibacy.
by Hotan April 19, 2018
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MoCo

Montgomery County, a Maryland county on the edge of D.C.. It's just about the most diverse place in the entire country and has arguably the best school system. It ranges from working class all the way to extremely wealthy and everything in between. You'll know the wealthy when you see them because the kids look ghetto then you see their mom pull up in an Audi. Don't listen to anybody saying the county's ghetto, that's just the schoolkid wangsters trying to act like they've even seen one when in reality they're just looking at a decent working class neighborhood. If you don't play lacrosse you know too many people who do. Overall, a pretty nice place as long you don't stay too long and don't run into all the wannabes, and can stand said wannabes making a racket drag racing all damn night. Seriously, there's not a time you can wake or a place you can go and not hear that din of the roads. Just keep in mind: don't expect a single turn signal and do not put the old bay on the fries, whatever they say. It's fucking disgusting.
P1: I went to MoCo, it was pretty nice but nobody will shut the fuck up.
P2: Yeah, just don't stay there too long. You'll go crazy.
by QueenMaxine April 9, 2019
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momospiggiepet

the most underrated tik tok fanpage rn.
GO FOLLOW HER
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yes me too she is such a queen
by iwillmarykananoneday January 1, 2021
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Monoshadosexual

Being sexually attracted to a dumb white boy on discord
Krueger is an intense Monoshadosexual.
by MonoShado March 2, 2022
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MonoShinKami

The best poly ship in mha (or bnha). ⚡️DENKI DARLING⚡️ on tt cosplays them.
P1: hey did you see ⚡️DENKI DARLING⚡️ Cosplay MonoShinKami on tt? It’s a great ship!
Any Normal Person: yeah it’s THE BEST ship. (Next to KiriBaku and Tododeku)
by Who’s that? April 20, 2022
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Momose Amane

From Milgram. A kid thats raised in a cult or something idk she like killed a cat or something here wait I can't send links sorry just look up "Amane - magic"
Person1: wow that kid is so cute
Person2: thats Momose Amane
Person3: Amane??? Hanako-kun where are you??
by ngh ah February 12, 2023
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lonje moco

The lonje moco is a very frightening mythical creature that lives under your bed that always says these words "Que tal, yo soy el lonje moco". There are also some different breeds and species for this lonje animal, such as the common lonje salado, the lonje ranchero, the very rare lonje manso etc. Well, don't get too frightened, the last sighting of this rare lonje was under your bed.
The lonje moco is a very friendly creature.
by LonjeMocofans101 September 20, 2017
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