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Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!
Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!
by Sonowa January 24, 2014
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midnight tiptoe

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
by Rilan March 16, 2012
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midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy
i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards
by devin123456 January 4, 2020
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Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry to get the happiest hairiest nights Sleep in the world after some drinks and some knuckle love
Man Nothing says Nightcap like a Midnight Harry, it’s the only thing that puts me to sleep, that and the Drinks
by ChickenPho October 13, 2019
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midnight mind

The moment when you are lying in bed awake thinking about everything that is going , has gone or could go wrong.
"I wish I could sleep but I spent all night with my midnight mind. " -Anon
by BarelyHuman January 20, 2018
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Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.
I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.
by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014
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midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.
Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.
by noconformity September 14, 2013
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