Mississippi slider

The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.

“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”

by sssff July 16, 2021

Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.

Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.

by Rick Nay June 12, 2022

mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum

Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise

by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019

mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.

Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?

by BamaMan22 July 30, 2017

Mississippi Snickerdoodle

When she inserts a Snickers bar all the way up her ass, sits on your face, pushes it out as if it was a poop and then you eat it.

I wanted to enjoy a Snickers bar but my girl was tryna fuck so I had her give me a good ol' Mississippi Snickerdoodle.

by Inbredded June 26, 2022

Mississippi Hanging

Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.

Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.

This one dude done raped a gal, so the lynch mob decided it proper to give the sumbich a Mississippi hanging.

by meowmeowNapalmMeowmeowBOOM July 2, 2009

mississippi mudflaps

sagging stretched out vaginal lips

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps

by gdaxon February 15, 2007