Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.
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Get the Mississippi Pipelined mug.The characteristic retroverted, backward leaning posture that some obese people develop as a survival mechanism to counteract their extreme weight-forward balance. Most likely to develop in individuals who frequent fried food joints in the Deep South. Can also be used to describe the walking-stumble gait of a person who has had one too many drinks, artificially replicating the individual described formerly.
Example 1:
Friend A, inside a hole in the wall restaurant: "What are you laughing at?"
Friend B: "Don't turn around just yet. There's a habitual customer behind you who has the Mississippi Lean going on."
Example 2: "Did you see that lady leaving the bar? She's got that Mississippi Lean—her husband had to sit her down outside to prevent her from falling backwards."
Friend A, inside a hole in the wall restaurant: "What are you laughing at?"
Friend B: "Don't turn around just yet. There's a habitual customer behind you who has the Mississippi Lean going on."
Example 2: "Did you see that lady leaving the bar? She's got that Mississippi Lean—her husband had to sit her down outside to prevent her from falling backwards."
by CallsignSkywalker December 18, 2022
Get the Mississippi Lean mug.The act of jumping out of, or off of, a moving vehicle faceplanting and sliding down the road rather than rolling.
“I might just jump out of the car.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”
“Remember to roll.”
“Nope, we’re going for the faceplant today.”
“Ah the ol’ Mississippi slider.”
by sssff July 16, 2021
Get the Mississippi slider mug.When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
by Rick Nay June 12, 2022
Get the Mississippi Sawhorse mug.When she inserts a Snickers bar all the way up her ass, sits on your face, pushes it out as if it was a poop and then you eat it.
I wanted to enjoy a Snickers bar but my girl was tryna fuck so I had her give me a good ol' Mississippi Snickerdoodle.
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