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Mercedes Benz

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by Shinobiiiii August 12, 2021
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Mercedes del carmen

Smart and beautiful woman. Always busy but has a big heart ready to help. Bitchy when she needs to. Caring for family. Loving partner.
Mercedes del carmen ven aqui y amame.
by Niñarica101 November 23, 2021
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Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.
Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.
by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022
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Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy
by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023
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Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.
Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?
by Big wood boat May 8, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Mercedes CLR GTR

The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.

Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h (0 - 62 mph) takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h (199 mph)

Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers.

Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced.

Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide.
Bro 1: Hey bro, what's your dream car

Bro 2: No problem, here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR
by Urban_Alien_69 July 14, 2024
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