chauffeur driven Mercedes

A euphemism for a bus

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.

by adirudi February 6, 2023

Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.

Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.

by mnasty24 June 29, 2013

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a beautiful and very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a great friend who cares for her friends, cheers up everyone and everyone cares about her.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

Mercedes

Car Brand

Stripper name

Short Af

Incel: Have you seen Mercedes on that pole?
Normal person: What the hell?

by PP TURD November 21, 2022

Mercedes Benz

Inugami Korone

I am Mercedes Benz

by Shinobiiiii August 12, 2021

Mercedes

Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)

I thought she wasn't down to earth at all but she really is a Mercedes.

by King_Nick November 23, 2021