I love you

A lie that boys tell a girl when all they wanna do is hit and quit....
Dick: I love you Kayla
Kayla: I love you too
Bob: do u really love her?

Dick: nah I just wanna hiy
by LmaoooNicky March 08, 2017
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I love you 3000

Truly the most heartfelt line in a scene ever.

****SPOILERS****

Tony's daughter claims she loves him 3000. It's an emotional line used in Endgame, Tony Stark says it back when he dies and creates a hologram of himself.
I love you 3000, Marvel.
by twinkletoes109 May 01, 2019
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Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.
I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people
by Tuscanini August 17, 2006
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Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.
Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.
by TEX37 October 11, 2009
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Involuntary "I Love You"

Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.
Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"

Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**
by Jace555 May 08, 2009
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I love you 3000

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.
I love you a ton
“I love you 3000”
by The Nutty Hutty May 03, 2019
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I love you, no homo

1. Saying that you love your friend as a friend
2. What you say when you accidentally let an "I love you" slip
Friend 1: *Walks in with beers*
Friend 2: Dude, I love you, no homo.
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Friend 1: I love you.
Friend 2: ...
Friend 1: No homo!
by Batman! At The Disco February 26, 2012
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