Alex Loo

Alex Loo (N) A Person Who Is The Best At Everything And Is Super Cool

Omg Is That Alex Loo He’s So And The Best At Everything

by Nez_Rx November 30, 2021

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 14, 2008

Loo

For when you misspell lol and need an excuse for what it stands for so that you don’t look British
Laughing
On
October

A: Omg loo
B: You brit
A: Actually loo means laughing on october

by vampics October 31, 2023

Lauren (Loo Loo)

Lauren is one of the funnest people to be around, and once she really cares about you, she will be the most kind-hearted person you will ever have as a friend or best friend. Her humor is a bit zaney, but even if so, she's quite the beauty to look upon. She is quite literally the most perfect girl ever.

"Hey, that's Lauren (Loo Loo), right?"
"My girlfriend/perfect wife/best friend? Yeah."
"..Well then, what else is she to you?"
"I also call her my Loo Loo."

by copycat boyfriend December 27, 2021

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025