An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.
"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."
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Get the linclon logger mug.An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."
Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!
by Alex Davis March 29, 2008
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Get the logger mug.One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.
If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006
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jeff: I don't know...what did he say?
ted:.....PENIS!!
jeff: thats such a logie.
jeff: I don't know...what did he say?
ted:.....PENIS!!
jeff: thats such a logie.
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