When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy
by jarryd (hookup artist) fez October 12, 2011
Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
by milliliter716 October 16, 2015
A slang term for someone who loves french fries.
Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
1. I love these french fries so much. I can't get enough.
I must be a Lisa.
2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.
I must be a Lisa.
2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.
by annajolebob December 20, 2007
comonly used for; ugly, skanky, stupid, dumbass, can't control herself, no butt, unattractive, retarded, can't get any EVER, hated, bad grades, bad luck, bad friend, bad girl, self absorbed, conceited.
by blake jjjjj October 18, 2008
Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
by DA its Lisa! August 18, 2009
by Sushant June 26, 2018
by Mega-watt November 28, 2016