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the lisa

When a really hot girl walks past and you don't know who she is say 'hey lisa' and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn't actually lisa then you say 'oh I thaught you were that girl that was angry because I didn't call her ' this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! Yeah buddy
Yeah the lisa (by jarryd)
by jarryd (hookup artist) fez October 13, 2011
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lisa

Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
by milliliter716 December 8, 2015
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lisa

A slang term for someone who loves french fries.

Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
1. I love these french fries so much. I can't get enough.
I must be a Lisa.

2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.
by annajolebob January 8, 2008
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lisa

Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
Jason: your just like Lisa!

Kasey: omg thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
by DA its Lisa! August 17, 2009
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LISA

An acronym for Low IQ Selfie Addict.
Her idea of a good weekend is clicking at least 500 selfies. No wonder she's a LISA.
by Sushant June 26, 2018
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LISA

cool person who is incredibly interesting, loved by her friends and the guys around her...
Bob 'lisa is so cool don't you think..."
Ben 'yes indeed very cool''
by Mega-watt November 27, 2016
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lisa

Ugly on the outside and inside. Has bad intentions, and can not be trusted with anything or anyone. She is a cheat, with relationships, work, and life. She will not go very far, typically an assistant if even. She is very strong worded, and can say bad things, but in the end she only says things that define herself.
Person1: she's rude
Person2: must be Lisa
by Donny sak May 11, 2017
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