lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way

by poolstealer December 8, 2020

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015

lightning bean

A lightning bean is any form of drug that makes you do the craziest shit , more commonly in pill form

- Joshua $uavé

she’s on hella lightning beans

by $heluvsbindi March 16, 2023

Ride the Lightning

A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.

Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.

Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.

by SomOfRambo December 6, 2019

vaginal lightning

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock

This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

by Vicepresidentmikepencw May 27, 2017

lightning jack

A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.

Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.

by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019

Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020