your dad lesbian

An alternative to, "your mom gay". +10 ATK

Retard 1: your mom gay, haha!
4th grade niggas: XD
Retard 2: your dad lesbian!
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by The Whale Bear May 11, 2018

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Lesbian

Noun:

1. A homosexual woman.
2. A person who originates from and/or lives on the Mediterranean island of Lesbos.

Adjective:

1. Homosexual (in women), or relating to homosexuality in women.
2. Originating from and/or living on Lesbos, or relating to Lesbos.

Many lesbians tour Lesbos because the word "Lesbian" originated there.

by Liberty5000 July 16, 2015

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bambi lesbian

an asexual lesbian ; a lesbian more interested in kissing and cuddling

“i think i’m a bambi lesbian, i’m asexual.”

by sakinno June 19, 2020

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lesbian sex

twice the heat, none of the meat

My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.

I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.

by pssylicker December 30, 2020

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