Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.

Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.

by Louise_East November 23, 2011

lewseys

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

by The Moai March 17, 2005

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)

Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

by .........2 October 28, 2007

lessen lerned

Only the world's most awesomest unsigned punk band. Based in Hillsboro, Ohio, with the exception of the lead guitar being from Wilmington. Currently has 3 members. A singer/rhythm guitarist, a lead guitar, and a bassist (looking for a drummer in the southwestern Ohio area). Recently, they have promised to their small but growing list of fans 2 days of free downloads for a new song, which greatly differs from their previous 2, scheduled for release to the myspace community within the next few months. New fans always welcome!

Punk A: Dude, you hear about Lessen Lerned?
Punk B: Nah man. They any good?
Random Alternative Kid A: Hell yah!
Punk A: Damn right.
Punk B: ... Who the fuck was that?
Punk A: W/E. Just check out>>>www.myspace.com/lessenlerned

by potatoXmosher February 5, 2008

mo lesser

being a cockblock and or going to frickin Utah and getting tan on only half your face because you went skiing and wore goggles. Also having an IPhone.

DUDE, you listen to NPR on your Iphone, you're so Mo Lesser.

by Hannah Scarlet O'Hara March 5, 2008

Lèse Obamajesté

The crime of violating, criticizing, or harboring even for one second the thought that Obama is not the greatest thing that has ever existed in modern times or ever will exist.

Variation of Lèse majesté applied specifically to the anointed one, Barack Obama.

One of my Obamatron friends turned me into the thought police for violatin Lèse Obamajesté after I posted a non-gushing comment about Obama on my facebook.

by Hoke is it January 20, 2009