Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

usb laundering

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.

Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.

by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

Intermarriage Money Laundering

This is when the wife writes a $20,000.00 check from the joint account as a deposit for a very large purchase, requests it back made payable to her, deposits the funds into her personal account and then pays the full amount of the purchase on the joint credit card to earn miles for her upcoming trip to New York with the girls...

My use of intermarriage money laundering is how I was able to buy my Birkin bag.

by rwandst March 12, 2011

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Laundry fucked

when you let your clothes pile up in the hamper until you have none to wear.

Ralph:"Jawn came to work looking really shitty in a blue shirt and green tie."

Greg:"He probably got Laundry Fucked. It happens all the time."

by JAWNRALPH January 10, 2009

Taylor Launter

An actor who is sometimes the only reason why people would watch the Twlight. He's the werewolf that knows mechanics. Probably has more fangirls than any other character in the movie/book. And a hell lot more attractive than that God-damn Marty Stu Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison
He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

Taylor Launter is much more attractive than Robert Pattison

by - - Lucky x Charms August 20, 2010

laundry room

Noun - A state of being under the influence of one's favorite drug. Taken from the Nirvana song 'Sappy' which has a chorus of "You're in a laundry room" over and over. Despite the song's meaning having nothing to do with the slang definition, the term was coined under the influence of a good deal of acid.

"Yo, you trippin' man?"
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"

"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."

by RedKennedy April 3, 2009