teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018

ghost lantern

A cancerous-ass weapon that every noob uses

Nub: Hey u using ghost lantern?
Me: No
Nub: Why?

Me: Cuz I ain't retarded

by CG_Kozispoon December 10, 2017

green lantern

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.

the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

by some kid took my name February 3, 2020

jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt

Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.

by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 1, 2023

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023