Langer-banger

A Person who is of homosexual origin, some one who is acting the fool

Shut up you langer-banger

by Slim shaney November 23, 2006

Langlois

A synonom for horsecock. Pronounced "Lang-wa".

I thought that Peter may have a large johnson but last night I found out its really a Langlois.

by Lang bang August 7, 2011

Longleggedstar

A girl/woman who is 6'0" or taller with very long beautiful legs. Who has earned 5 or more athletic, academic, beauty, or professional awards (singular or in any combined category)

Jenny: Anika earned 5 athletic awards tonight, its because she is so tall!!
Michelle: No honey, you hating, she earned 5! Obviously its because she is a longleggedstar!

by Longleggedstar December 21, 2016

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

lingley

A lingley is a euphemism for the never ending struggle to get tail, whether it be from a male or female. Lingley was an expert of the tail pursuit in the American Southwest during the late 1980s, similar to Chaz Reinhardt from Wedding Crashers. For that purpose, a lingley is an homage to the hunt for sexual partners or the act of hunting for sexual partners.

i.e. "man, i think we should get pinned and pull a lingley tonight. I need to get laid"

i.e. " (with an unsuspecting parent) - mom, i would really love to stay and talk about grandma's boils but i have to go out and pull a lingley tonight."

by The Wonder from Down Under November 16, 2007

Langendoerfer

A slang word meaning Mexican, or latino.

Holy crap a Langendoerfer !

by Stevo Orange December 23, 2009

Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010